D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A
I fucking never knew how to spell that word...I don't even hesitate anymore! haha.
Speaking of diarrhea it is happening as we speak, well as I type actually. The probability of it happening whenever I go to shit is probably around 80 percent. On a lighter note, my farts have definitely simmered down a lot, I'm pretty glad, I think a lot of it is from takin dem dere probiotics.
In my economics class somehow my teacher was talking about health insurance and how his wife had to get a Colonoscoy just because she's at that age. He said "you know when you get older you gotta get these things called colonoscopies, kinda gross I know". I usually have a hard time paying attention of classes due to a lack of interest and a love for doodling, but when he said that my ears perked up like an excited puppy. I wanted to be like "ooh! ooh! I had two of those!" But I caught myself before I said it, because really who the fuck wants to hear that from a stranger? I mean of course besides you, the reader, if I don't know you haha. But anyway I was pretty much bursting from the seams just to tell my teacher that I got a lil pipe stuck up my butt. He also mentioned his wife used to be a GI nurse which I thought was pretty cool, but I mean I can't really go up to him and be like "oh sweet! I have Crohn's blah blah". I mean I guess I could but I hate like saying that I feel like I'm tellin the sob story or something, even though it kinda would've been appropriate at the time. I think I just over-think haha. Anyway, he ended up actually telling this story again at the next class. I think because he teaches multiple economics classes, and also hes a little old haha. Nice guy though, it's a shame I love doodling so much.
As far as the getting in shape thing goes, I'm doing it. Maybe not as much as I said I would, but I have been doing some crunches during the week every other day or maybe every three days haha. We'll see, I'll post pictures once there's something actually worth posting.